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Thursday, May 1st, 2008
Even with some occasionally impressive cinematography, Alien vs. Predator: Requiem is unwatchable for anyone with an IQ over zero. It’s not even passable as a B-movie. Thank gods for the fast-forward button.
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Transformers
Monday, October 8th, 2007 Transformers may be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It’s not even worth the trouble of a download just to see how bad it is (unless you’re 10 years old and don’t know any better; I thought Dukes of Hazzard was the best show on TV when I was 10). Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is a masterpiece next to this.
Night at the Museum
Saturday, February 17th, 2007 I bought a ticket to see Bridge to Terabithia, but the theatre was packed when I got in. So I went out and asked if I could get my money back. I was told nope, tough luck, but I could see any other movie that was about to play: Norbit or Night at the Museum. I can’t believe I sat through an entire Ben Stiller movie. Let us never speak of this again. Ever.